1. You're on a crowded train and someone gropes you what do you?
Turn around and if it's a guy and since it's a crowd train I'd scream and slap him in the face and scream out, "RAPIST!!!" Legit too.
2. Someone just called you a punk ass sissy BIYATCH! Are you gunna take that?! (Me: *plays expert lv. on Left4Dead like a boss and EPICALLY WINS*... ... ... aha jk, lies *always plays easy*)
Damn straight and I'd counter it with "DAMN STR8 IM A SISSY BIYATCH! AND DAMN STR8! MY ASS IS FAR MORE PUNK THAN YOURS! OH! OH! OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
3. There are two velociraptor scrapping in your house what do you do?
. . . Get the axe, and chemicals.
4. Pla